The saXXXXX man

I’m the saXXXXX man. Oh yes, why I am THE saXXXXX man. I am not lying about this. There is no fabrication in this statement: The saXXXXXman is who I am- that’s me. It sure is nice to be me, and by me, I mean the saXXXXX man because the saXXXXX man can do things that only the saXXXXX man can do. For instance, as the saXXXXX man, I can play my saXXXXX in truly unique saXXXXX man style. That’s why they call me the saXXXXX man? Who are “they?” –that’s anyone who isn’t the saXXXXX man, and that’s me, the saXXXXX man. Oh my yes. Absolutely. I. AM. The saXXXXX man. It just rolls off the tongue- like the notes from my saXXXXX. T-H-E saXXXXX man, That’s me- saXXXXX man at your service. saXXXXX man.